After retiring, a man went to the Social Security
office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked for his
driver's License to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left
his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was
very sorry, but he would have to go home and
come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'
So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me' and she processed his Social
Security application ..
When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about
his experience at the Social Security office...
Without missing a bear, she said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability, too.'
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