Older people and text messages......yeah...

So, older people and the use of technology is a funny enough idea, in fact, periodically evokes a chuckle or two. Well, for those that are determined to MASTER the art of technology...here are a few tips.

Senior Texting Code

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there 

appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). 

ATD: At The Doctor's 

BFF: Best Friend Farted 

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair 

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth 

CBM: Covered By Medicare 

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center 

DWI: Driving While Incontinent 

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers 

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was 

FYI: Found Your Insulin 

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! 

GHA: Got Heartburn Again 

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement 

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? 

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out 

LOL: Living On Lipitor 

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On 

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner 

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. 

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up 

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop 

TTYL: Talk To You Louder 

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? 

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again 

WTP: Where's The Prunes? 

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil